Simcha Fischer wrote a hilarious piece over at the National Catholic Register, and I'd like to follow up.
Due to the world ending this weekend:
I will not be doing laundry.
To heck with it: I'm polishing off that bottle of chocolate vodka tonight. So what if I'm late to work tomorrow? What are they gonna do, fire me? (hilarity, hilarity, hilarity)
No treadmill for me tonight.
So, how will you be celebrating the end of the world??
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