"I declare myself Pope"

...There is an encrypted webpage to vote for the successor of Pius XIII, AKA Father Lucian Pulvermacher, the “pope of Montana”, who was elected with white smoke on a ranch in 1998 and who died three years ago. “All electors and those who could be elected pope, please enter your username and password to enter…” In the meantime in Canada, on the 12th of January, another pope was elected, he is father Mathurin. In Italy, in Gavinana, in the province of Pistoia, father Gino Frediani, a parish priest who claims of to have been chosen directly by the heavens to be pope Emmanuele I, has founded the Chiesa Novella Universale del Sacro Cuore (Universal Novel Church of the Sacred Heart) and after his death his successor, another priest, started managing the community.  

I love these sort of nutty characters....enjoy!