"I'm not dead yet"



The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector
: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body
: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't
: I'm not.
The Dead Collector
: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body
: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't
: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body
: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector
: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't
: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body
: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector
: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't
: I feel fine. 

I am not dead, and neither is the blog. I swear I'll be back to blogging regularly starting today. It's summertime, the living is easy, and I've been traveling. 

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