2. Legos. Stepping on those things creates a feast of cursing.
3. Chocolate. I crave it. Dream of it. Let's just say it: I lust for it.
4. The instructions for a new purchasing program at work. I am 99% sure aliens wrote this, then it was translated to English via Swahili by someone who spoke neither language and was just using a dictionary.
5. My own stupidity and sinfulness. Why, oh why, do I do the same dumb, thoughtless, arrogant things over and over?